What’s the best way to learn as much about seducing hot women as possible in as little time as possible? Easy… traveling. When you are across the country in a completely new environment and you know almost nobody, you are forced to push your comfort zone. On me and David’s last trip to Florida, with little to no social consequences for our actions, we had a fucking blast.

A few months ago I mentioned to David that there was an “Under 21 Pick-Up” Convention happening in Orlando. I talked to the organizer, Dream, and he offered us the opportunity to instruct some students, so we decided fuck it… let’s go. 

Now the thing about Florida is… I always get laid there. I’ve been there twice in the past 8 months (once with my PARENTS) and both times I stuck it in cute Florida chicks. So of course I have it in my mind that every chick I meet in Florida I meet is a dirty little ho looking for casual sex.

So with that strong frame in mind, David and I arrived in the FLA last Monday looking for some girls that were down to fuck. We got there late Monday night, and half-heartedly went out that night. Not much exciting happened that night except for me meeting a girl on the street who was looking for her friends and making out with her within 2 minutes… ahhh how I love damsels in distress. David almost got it on tape too, which would have been undoubtedly been more impressive than this “infield footage”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-G6wAOQGeE 

Tuesday Night is when glory times started rolling out in full force. We met some hot goth chicks(I’ll post a picture once I upload them), and they were pretty DTF (and pretty bisexual).

Long story short we ditched the goth chicks and I ended up fucking a hot 29 year old babe in my hotel room while David babysat her 6’3, 300 lb friend outside (apparently that had a very deep talk). My girl drove us from the club to our hotel in her brand new Acura TL. God I love older chicks… you don’t have to BS around with them for too long when it’s an older, sexually mature chick who knows what she wants. She bought me 2 patron shots and a beer at the club, and I told her “Let’s get out of this club and go back to my hotel room”. Piece of cake.

We coached some newbies on Thursday and Friday nights, and the last night before we left David pulled a really hot chick. He opened her group by singing “Sweet Caroline” with them as it played in the bar. Sometimes it’s just that simple. I got two cuties to give me a ride home that night, but couldn’t convince them to come up to my hotel room. Luckily for me, Davids girl bought friends, and I fucked one of them. 

So my delusional frame of mind that all Florida girls are whores has been re-affirmed. I refuse to go to Florida and not get laid.

As for the convention… it was fun. I think the most powerful bit of advice came from Sinn (from The Game) who spoke at the conference. This was a piece of advice coming from a guy who openly admits to having little to no friends outside of the “PUA Community” and told us about his suicide attempt last year. His #1 piece of advice for guys under 21 considering getting “in the game”… DON’T DO IT. Get a life, build a social circle, but DON’T become one of those guys who goes out every night with his PUA friends and “sarges”. This will fuck you over… especially in college. 

We met some really cool guys, like Heartwork from Vin Dicarlo and Zach, and a few of the kids attending the conference were super chill. But I learned something very important about the community… I would not hang out with the majority of the guys I met at the conference. Not that they weren’t nice people, but so many people who are under 21 get so obsessed with going out and “sarging” every night that they lose their identity and become a bit creepy. I know tons of “normal” guys with little to no game who get laid way more these “pick up artists” wearing flamboyant outfits. No hating at all though, there were definitely tons of cool cats in attendance

Anyways… tons more to come on being “normal” vs. being a “creeper pickup guy.” Hint: being “normal” will get you laid more in college.